Betazoid Mind Fuck ukulele

Betazoid Mind Fuck

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Betazoid Mind Fuck
Warp 11

Intro riff:
   A                C            D              A           G

*at the end of the fourth intro riff instead of sliding up to A, 
slide two frets down to the highest E chord (x-19-21-21-x-19).
After strumming the high E slide up to the first E bar chord (0-7-9-9-9-7).
Strum down once then slide up to D, C, B, then slide down to end the intro on A (5-7-7-6-5-5).


Verse 1: (Palm mute bar chords and slide)
A              C
She’s in my bed and in my head
D                       A               G
Knows what I’m thinking before it’s said
A              C
I’m in a bind, she’s in my mind
D                 A                 G
I tried drinking just to stay ahead
A         C              D
What am I supposed to do when she can read my mind?
A                 C            D               E
She knows when I’m looking at another girl’s behind

(repeat chord structure of first stanza)

She knows that I hate her cat
And that I think that dress makes her look fat
Got her a gift, looked in her eyes
She got upset cause I ruined the surprise
Why does she torture me with all this romance?
When I know that she knows I just want in her pants
E-D-C-B-A

Chorus: (The guitar isn’t strummed here, instead picked back and forth very fast 
from the low E string to the A string. Just follow the same basic chord structure 
of the intro and verses but try and pick and slide as fast as you can.)
 
A                      C
I'm in the middle of a Betazoid mind fuck
D                      A                 G 
I'm in the middle of a Betazoid mind fuck
A                      C
I'm in the middle of a Betazoid mind fuck
D                  E
I'm in the middle, I'm in the middle

Verse 2: (same as verse1)
What can I say? I can’t protest
I’m always thinking about her chest
And then I dropped a mental bomb
Because I thought about sex with her mom
I know that we must be getting closer to the end
Cause I know that she knows I want a threesome with her friend

(Repeat Chorus)

Bridge: (Palm mute and slide up/down)
E                  D              C            B
She wrecks all the fantasies that I have in my head
Because I have to think of her whenever we're in bed
Sometimes I wish I was an android or machine
Cause then she wouldn’t have found my Ferengi nudie magazines

(Repeat Chorus) x2
E-D-C-B-A
(End)

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