Never Getting Laid keyboard

Never Getting Laid

• Intro

Intro
Fmaj7   Cmaj7   E7   Am7  D7 x2

Verse 1
Fmaj7                       Cmaj7
  We were so happy, why not mix it up?
E7                              Am7          D7
  I'm so at peace, yeah I can't drink enough
Fmaj7                            Cmaj7
  No way to know just who you're thinking of
E7                              Am7
  I just wish you didn't have a mind

Pre-Chorus
  D7            Fmaj7
(Ah) That could flip like a switch
       Cmaj7
Like a wandering drift
     E7
To a neighboring bitch
     Am7                      D7       Fmaj7
When just the other night, you said you need me, what gives?
        Cmaj7
How did it come to this?
       E7
Boy, I know where you live

Chorus
              A
Baby, I'm not angry
                  F#m7
Love you just the same
                Bm7                 E
I just hope you get agoraphobia someday
                      C#m7
And all your days are sunny
                 F#m7
From your window pane
           Bm7
Wish you a lifetime full of happiness
                               A
And a forever of never getting laid

Verse 2
Fmaj7                            Cmaj7
  I think this schedule could be very nice (Very nice)
E7                             Am7          D7
  Call up the boys and crack a Miller Lite, watch the fight
Fmaj7                              Cmaj7
  Us girls are fun, but stressful, am I right? (Am I right?)
E7                              Am7                D7
  And you've got a right hand anyway (And only yesterday)

Pre-Chorus
         Fmaj7
Was when we called it quits (Called it quits)
      Cmaj7
I was so confident (Confident)
         E7
'Til the thought of it hit
     Am7                   D7      Fmaj7
That any given night, you could be using your lips
     Cmaj7
On a girl with big tits
       E7
Boy, I know where you live

Chorus
              A
Baby, I'm not angry
                  F#m7
Love you just the same
                Bm7                 E
I just hope you get agoraphobia someday
                      C#m7
And all your days are sunny (Sunny from you)
                 F#m7
From your window pane
           Bm7
Wish you a lifetime full of happiness
                               A            F#m7
And a forever of never getting laid (Forever)
 Bm7 
Mm
  F#m7       E7               C#m7  F#m7 Bm7 E7 A
A forever of never getting laid (Laid)

Outro
       Fmaj7
At the end of the rainbow
 G7
I hope you find
  Am7         Am7/G#    Am7/G
A good whole lot of nothing
              F#dim
'Cause you're still inside
    Dm7        Ddim  Gsus4        C
And abstinence is just a state of mind

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