If Bubbles Were Bullets ukulele

If Bubbles Were Bullets

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This is a new song from Rhett and Link's new show, Song Biscuits.
I got the lyrics and chords myself from the video
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSQ1sJ_DtoY


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         If Bubbles Were Bullets
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D G/B G G
D G/B G G


Rhett & Link:
D         G/B           G
Hey, babycakes, I wanna write you a song
D              G/B          G
Now that we've been on this journey so long
D             G/B         G
Standin' here at the sink scrubbin' away
    D              G/B            G
Has really made me think I've got something to say


Ooooh

Lee:
  G         D
   Hey baby
                                    G/B
   Ketchup and mustard and oatmeal, too
                               G
   Just wash your dishes, don't make me blue
  D                              G/B                     G
   Wash your dishes or rinse them or just make an effort


All:
   D            G/B          G
If bubbles were bullets, I'd throw you away
    D           G/B                 G
I'd pop the champagne and make your clean get away
   D            G/B          G
If bubbles were bullets, I'd draw you a bath
D              G/B                G
Tough farts as mega nukes would deliver my wrath


       Am
But if bubbles were bullets,
   G
If that were really true
Then, babycakes
G          Am       D
I'd take a shot for you
G          Am       D
I'd take a shot for you
G          Am       D
I'd take a shot for you


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In the intro, I put G twice because the G is twice as long as the D and G/B.
If it were written in music, the D and G/B would both take up half a measure, while
the G would be a whole one. Does that make sense?
The talking part was hard to figure out, but I did the best I could.

Have fun!

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