None of them
Chorus
Bb
I glued my balls to my butthole again
Oh my god, what did I do?
Eb Bb
I can't take a dump, ‘cause now my balls
F7 Bb
are blockin' up my butt-hole
Verse 1
Bb
Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, shame on glue
Eb Bb Gm7
Good god, I pulled too hard
Cm F Bb
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard
Oh god
Chorus
Eb
I glued my balls to my butthole, baby
Bb Am Gm
Oh my god, what did I do?
Eb F7
I can't take a dump, cause now my balls
Bb
balls are blockin' up my butthole
Verse 2
Bb
My lady doesn't want a life
Gm7
Of watchin' her man use a butter knife
F Bb
Face down, ass up, to try and saw off his sack
Eb Bb F
Oh, baby, fuckin' please, just take me back
Chorus
Eb
I glued my balls to my butthole, baby
Bb Am Gm
Oh my god, what did I do?
Eb F
I can't take a dump, cause now my balls
Bb
balls are blockin' up my butthole
Verse 3
Bb
Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, shame on glue
Eb Bb Gm
Good god, I pulled too hard
Cm F Bb
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard
Oh
Bridge
Eb Gm C7sus4
Glued my balls
F
It was in-evitable, baby
Eb
This could have happened to anyone
Dm D Gm
Life is just fun like that
Interlude
GM7 E A/E E
Chorus
Eb
I glued my balls to my butthole, baby
Bb Am Gm
Oh my god, what did I do?
Eb F
I can't take a dump, cause now my balls
Bb
balls are blockin' up my butthole
Eb Bb Gm7
Good god, I pulled too hard
Cm F Bb
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard
Dm Gm Cm F
Good god, I pulled too hard
Bb F Bb
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard
Outro
Eb Fsus4 Eb Bb/D Bb
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