None of them
This is the link to the full version of this song on insta:
https://www.instagram.com/tv/CYkWVcxrDQJ/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
The version on insta is a half lower than the version that is coming out, so this version is a half higher
than the version in this link :)
On her insta she plays a picking pattern in te beginning of the song that's something like:
Am F C
e|-------------------------|-------------------------|-------------------------|-------------------------|
B|-------1-----------1-----|-------1-----------1-----|-------1-----------1-----|-------3-----------3-----|
G|-----------2-----------2-|-----------2-----------2-|-----------2-----------2-|-----------0-----------0-|
D|-------------------------|-3---3---3---3---3---3---|-------------------------|-------------------------|
A|-0---0---0---0---0---0---|-------------------------|-3---3---3---3---3---3---|-------------------------|
E|-------------------------|-------------------------|-------------------------|-3---3---3---3---3---3---|
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Intro
Am F C G (2x)
Verse 1
Am F
I break the ice,
C G
So they don't seem my size
Am F
And I have to be nice
C G
Or I'll be the next punch line
Verse 2
Am F
I'm just the best friend in hollywood movies,
C G
Who only exists to continue the story
Am F
The girl gets the guy while I'm standing offscreen
C G
So I'll wait for my cue to be comedic relief
Pre-chorus
Am F
Can’t be too loud and can’t be too busy
C G
If I don’t answer now, are they still gonna need me?
Am F
Can’t be too proud and can’t think I’m pretty
C G
Do they keep me around so their flaws just seem silly?
Chorus 1
Am F
Life of the fat funny friend
C G
Life of the fat funny friend
Am F
I say I'm okay
C G
Cause they wouldn't care anyway
Am F
And I could try to explain
C G
But my effort's in vein, they can't relate to how
Verse 3
Am F
I’ve drawn out in sharpie where I’d take the scissors
C G
If that’s what it took for me to look in the mirror
Am F
I’ve done every diet to make me look thinner
C G
So why do I still feel so goddammn inferior
Pre-chorus
Am F
Can’t be too loud and can’t be too busy
C G
If I don’t answer now, are they still gonna need me?
Am F
Can’t be too proud and can’t think I’m pretty
C G
Do they keep me around so their flaws just seem silly?
Chorus 2
Am F
Life of the fat funny friend
C G
Life of the fat funny friend
Bridge
Am F
It's funny when I think a guy likes me
C G
And it's funny when I'm the one who says let's go to eat
Am F
It's fucking funny when I'm asked to go out on halloween
C G
Dresses and thigh highs while I hide my body
Pre-chorus
Am F
Can’t be too loud and can’t be too busy
C G
If I don’t answer now, are they still gonna need me?
Am F
Can’t be too proud and can’t think I’m pretty
C G
Do they keep me around so their flaws just seem silly?
Chorus 3
Am F
Life of the fat funny friend
C G
Life of the fat funny friend
Am F
Life of the fat funny friend
C G
Life of the fat funny friend
Outro
Am F C
I’ve drawn out in sharpie where I’d take the scissors
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