None of them
Intro: Dm-F-G-Bb-C (4x) bum bum bum…
Dm F G
No ma'am i wont steal a kiss
Bb C
No ma'am I wont make her cry
Dm F G Bb C
And yes ma'am I will have her home by ten.
Dm F G
Yes sir I do well in school
Bb C
Yes sir both my parents work
Dm F G Bb C
And no sir I have never fooled around with funny cigarettes.
Dm-F-G-Bb-C (2x) bum bum bum….
Dm F G
Please sit down I'll take your coat
Bb C
Have some wine I'll clear my throat
Dm F G Bb C
And whisper chocolate covered compliments into your ear.
Dm F G
And as your eyelids gently close
Bb C
I'll place a kiss upon your cheek
Dm F Gm
And you will know for sure
G Gm G
That I'm the perfect gentleman
Bb
I'll bake and cook and clean
Bb
Be the man of your dreams
A
Do whatever you want Christine
Bb F
But somehow girls want guys with big tattoos
Dm G
Guys with baseball caps and worn out shoes
Bb F A
They want fitness freaks that thinks and speaks about themselves
Bb F
Guys with playboy posters on the wall
Dm G
Guys who consequently miss their calls
Bb A
Unfortunately I'm not like that at all.
Dm-F-G-Bb-C (2x) bum bum bum….
Dm F G
Can I walk to your door
Bb C
Well I insist, yes I'm sure
Dm F G
No its not that far from where I live
Bb C Dm F G
bbbbbbbbb Baby can I have your number please
Bb C
Have a guess, is that a tease
Dm F G
Well I could try but it might be a while before I call.
Bb
I spend hours by the phone
Dialing like a cone
A
Till I finally reached her mom.
Bb F
But somehow girls want guys with big tattoos
Dm G
Guys with baseball caps and worn out shoes
Bb F A
They want fitness freaks that thinks and speaks about themselves
Bb F
Guys with playboy posters on the wall
Dm G
Guys who consequently miss their calls
Bb A
Unfortunately I'm not like that at all.
A
Every trick in the book, got to learn
A
Every trick in the book, got to learn
A
Every trick in the book to get a girl hooked
Bb F
But somehow girls want guys with big tattoos
Dm G
Guys with baseball caps and worn out shoes
Bb F A
They want fitness freaks that thinks and speaks about themselves
Bb F
Guys with playboy posters on the wall
Dm G
Guys who consequently miss their calls
Bb A
Unfortunately I'm not like that at all.
Bb F
But somehow girls want guys with big tattoos
Dm G
Guys with baseball caps and worn out shoes
Bb F A
They want fitness freaks that thinks and speaks about themselves
Bb F
Guys with playboy posters on the wall
Dm G
Guys who consequently miss their calls
Bb A
Unfortunately I'm not like that at all.
Dm-F-G-Bb-C (4x) bum bum bum….
Bb C Dm
No I am not like thaat at all
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