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Kevs Courtin Song

Here's Kevin Bloody Wilson's; Kev's Courtin' Song, enjoy!!!!

The intro is actually done on 12 string guitar but here it is for 6 anyway


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Verse 1:

Spent to E much of me time, buyin'A dinner and wine,

And me E money on flowers B and lollies.

E Only to find, A that what's on me mind,

B Isn't on hers and E she's sorry.

So I've Emade up some lines, A to save wastin' time,

And Ekeep me from blowin' B me brass.

I'm E ever so cool, I A just prop on the stool,

B Right next to hers E and I ask.


Chorus 1:

Do ya fuck on first A dates, D A

Does ya Dad own a Ebrewery. A E

Could I feel ya B tits,

Or would you show E 'em to me. A E

'Cause ya got a nice A head, D A

And ya look pretty E honest. A E

So me E face'll be leavin' in B quarter an hour,

I'd like you to be E on it.

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Verse 2:

You E know how it feels, when E ya first meet a sheila,

And the E bullshit ya gotta go B through.

Like E callin' her up, and A tellin' her ya love 'er,

When B all that ya love's E just a screw.

But she E wants to hold hands, and you're A to meet her old man,

And E sit around for hours and B talk.

But Emy method is, you just A cut through that shit,

And B get down to E the goodies straight off.


Chorus 2:

Do ya fuck on first A dates, D A

Does ya Dad own a Ebrewery. A E

Could I feel ya B tits,

Or would you show E 'em to me. A E

Do ya sleep in the A nick, D A

Do you give head very E often. A E

So if E we could decide, B your place or mine,
                E
We could fuck often.

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Verse 3:

So the E next time ya see, a A good lookin' sheila,

And E you'd give a weeks pay B to hold 'er.

Don't E sit actin' dumb, just A front her full on,

And B drop a few lines that I've E told ya.

This new E method of mine, might not A work every time,

But E then again there's no B method will.

I've been Espat at and slapped, and A kneed in the knackers,

But B then I've got a few fucks E as well.


Chorus 3:

Do ya fuck on first A dates, D A

Does ya Dad own a Ebrewery. A E

Could I feel ya B tits,

Or would you show E 'em to me. A E

If the answer is A no, D A

To me questions E above. A E

Then E be a good sport, and B give me the name,

Of a girlfriend who E does. A E

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