None of them
Verse 1
G A
I was sitting on a ledge contemplating the ocean,
C G
in a boat in the Strait of Hormuz
G A
If they ain't got a mission and they still ain't winning,
C G
can't you at least get the boys some food
G A
When they nuke Iran and Jesus don't come back,
C G
and your son's still gay and there's no cheap gas
G A
When the vengeance of nations finally comes to port,
C C7
will you be bitching about men playing womens' sports
Chorus 1
G A
I get weary, I get nervous,
C/G G G6 G
they hired a clown we got the whole damn circus
G A
Lord I get tired, I feel uptight,
C C7
turn your back for a second, it's the Nerd Reich
Verse 2
G A
On day 184 of a three day war,
C G
I drove my truck to Lake America
G A
I was thinking bout drowning when my youth pastor found me,
C G
slapped a wedding ring on my thumb
G A
I cried out to Jesus, I cried out to mom,
C G
I got Peter Thiel, he listens closer than God
G A
I said now what's with these cameras pointin at me
C/G C7
He said don't do nothing wrong there won't be nothin to see
Verse 3
G A
Gee, I get weary, they can hear,
C/G C7
this one goes out to my buddies up in Palantir
G A
I said now since you're already listening I must ask,
C G
what's the lowdown on this fella y'all call JD Vance
G A
He said he's a carbon life form wearing khaki pants,
C C7
you know, we play the song and buddy he does the dance
G A
He did some Catholic gymnastics washed his mouth out with soap,
C C7
but even God & the King & 2 Popes said nope
Chorus 2
G A
He gets weary, he gets hit,
C C7
but it's all bound to happen when you drag Appalachia through shit
Harmonica
G A C G G6 G
Verse 4
G A
How fast do I gotta jog, to beat a robot dog,
C G G6 G
I know it's smarter than the guy with the leash
G A
Get me to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue,
C G G6 G
where the law can't lay a hand on me
G A
Ah, "what war is it, what wife is it" for G.I. Joke,
C/G G
my favorite Fox and Friend Captain Testosterone
G A
I heard that Pete wants in Office but he lost his war,
C/G C7
I'd laugh if I hadn't seen the show before
Chorus 3
G A
I get weary, I get nervous,
C/G G G6 G
you hire a clown you got the whole damn circus
G A
Lord I get tired, I feel uptight,
C/G C7
turn your back for a minute, it's the Nerd Reich
Harmonica/Outro
G A C G G6 G
G A C G
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