Amazon Santa Claus ukulele

Amazon Santa Claus

• Chorus

AMAZON SANTA CLAUS
As recorded by Jesse Welles
(2024 release)


Chorus
            C
He lost his rosy cheeks
C
And his big ole belly
          F
He's been livin on a yacht
           D7
He's kinda sweaty and smelly
C                     A
Mrs Claus left in the 90s
            D
And Rudolfs gone
G                 C
Santa Claus is Amazon


Verse 1
            C
He left the north pole
C
He said its too damn cold
C
He went where wages were cheap
C
And the taxes are low
          F
And if ya saw his list
F
It'd make ya kinda nervous
 C    N.C.
Alexa send my data
N.C.
Up to customer service
         G
It ain't all cookies and milk
    F
The mans got ambition
          C      N.C.
He's been stirin up the cocoa
         C
With the federal trade commision
        C
He been bustin up unions
C
Trading elves for slaves
C
Makin mountains of trash
C
Dumps out in the bay
           F
Dancer and Prancer and
F
Donner and Blitzen
           C        N.C.
Are all on reindeer unemployment
N.C.
Barely making a livin


Verse 2
          G
He traded in the sleigh
      F
For a big blue van
          C
Its gotta logo on the side
          G7
Like some funky banana


Chorus
           C
He cut his big white beard
C
And quit being jolly
          F
He's been deckin the halls
              D
With somethin different than holly
              C
He bought the washington post
                A7
And still can't get good press
D            G7      C      A7
Santa Claus' name is Jeff alright
D              G7 C
Santa Claus is Amazon

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