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Rich Young Dumb Nymhomaniac

Rich, young, dumb nymphomaniac
Title:  Rich, Young, Dumb, Nymphomaniac
Artist:  Jason Boland and the Stragglers
Songwriters:  Patrick Daley
Copyright: ASCAP/BMI
Tuning: Standard

  EADGBE
chG/ch:320033
chC/ch:032010
chD/ch:XX0232


single strum first and last verse    

(chG/ch) well welcome everybody to (chC/ch)Willies place                                
                                                                    
You can (chD/ch)pull up a chair or you can (chG/ch) pull up my face                     
                                                               
(chG/ch)we got everything, the (chC/ch)only thing that we lack (chD/ch)is a rich young dumb 
nympho(chG/ch)maniac

Chorus
                                      
(chG/ch)I wanna rich youg dumb nympho(chC/ch)maniac 
                                      
To (chD/ch)drive me around in her (chG/ch)cadillac
          
(chG/ch)If she's not down on her knees she will be (chC/ch)flat on her back
   
I wanna (chD/ch)rich youg dumb nympho(chG/ch)maniac 
 
(chG/ch)we'll give her great big(chC/ch)tits and a little bitty ass
a (chD/ch)fucking machine that never runs out of (chG/ch)gas
(chG/ch)a body like nobody's ever (chC/ch)seen before
(chD/ch)she recently inherited a liquor (chG/ch)store
 
Chorus
 
(chG/ch)well she doesn't wanna marry and (chC/ch)she doesn't wanna fight
(chD/ch)she doesn't give a shit if I stay out all (chG/ch)night
(chG/ch)I bring home another woman she just (chC/ch)gives me a smile
(chD/ch)take of our clothes then we fuck in a (chG/ch)pile
 
Chorus
 
(chG/ch)Make her a magic fingers mama that (chC/ch)can roll up my doobs
(chD/ch)the best in the west at cooking chinese (chG/ch)food
(chG/ch)she doesn't like to shop and (chC/ch)she don't wear clothes
(chD/ch)she always compliments me on the (chG/ch)size of my hose
 
Chorus
 
(chG/ch)we'll make her three feet (chC/ch)tall
(chD/ch)and stand about to (chG/ch)here
(chG/ch)with a flat spot on her (chC/ch)head 
(chD/ch)so I can rest my (chG/ch)beer
 
Chorus 

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