None of them
CAPO 1
Intro/Verse
Verse 1
E Asus2
I wish coffee made your teeth whiter
E Asus2
I wish porn was good for your brain
E Asus2
I wish artists didn’t need money
E Asus2
I wish billionaires were less vain
E Asus2
I wish cheese were not so expensive
E Asus2
I wish doing taxes was fun
E Asus2
I wish one night stands were romantic
E Asus2
I wish guys could cum more than once
E Asus2
I wish ice cream made you more healthy
E Asus2
I wish weed was good for your heart
E Asus2
I wish exercise were less sweaty
E Asus2
I wish drinks were cheaper in bars
E Asus2
I wish we could all be less racist
E Asus2
And I wish the Bible made sense
E Asus2
I wish phones were not so addictive
Chorus
Asus2
And I wish we coulda stayed friends
E B
When our never-meant-to-be relationship ended
Bsus4 Asus2
All the life we lived and now we’re strangers again
E
All the time we put in
B
All the things that we’ve been
Verse 2
E Asus2
I wish I had known what I wanted
E Asus2
I wish you had never got mean
E Asus2
I wish we had started off honest
E Asus2
I wish I had made you feel seen
E Asus2
I wish you were less narcissistic
E Asus2
I wish I had known how to help
E Asus2
Wish you coulda seen what I loved in you
E Asus2
Instead of hating yourself
E Asus2
I wish I had met you when Covid
E Asus2
Wasn’t fucking up our whole lives
E Asus2
I wish both of us were less lonely
E Asus2
From our months of staying inside
E Asus2
I wish I were more understanding
E Asus2
I wish you were way less intense
E Asus2
Maybe then you could still stand me
Chorus
Asus2
And I wish we coulda stayed friends
E B
When our never-meant-to-be relationship ended
Bsus4 Asus2
All the life we lived and now we’re strangers again
E
All the time we put in
B
All the things that we’ve been
Bridge
Asus2 E
And it isn’t all your fault
B
But some of it is
Bsus4
And some of it’s mine
Asus2
And some of it’s just
E
Bad timing and
Bsus4
shitty circumstances
Verse 3
E Asus2
I wish Amazon were less evil
E Asus2
I wish climate change were a hoax
E Asus2
Wish I didn’t have to be sad as fuck
E Asus2
To write my funniest jokes
E Asus2
I wish you would someday forgive me
E Asus2
I swear I was trying my best
E Asus2
And I know it wasn’t an option
Chorus
Asus2
And I wish we coulda stayed friends
E B
When our never-meant-to-be relationship ended
Bsus4 Asus2
All the life we lived and now we’re strangers again
E
All the time we put in
B
All the things that we’ve been
Asus2
And I just wish we coulda stayed friends
E B
When our never-meant-to-be relationship ended
Bsus4 Asus2
All the life we lived and now we’re strangers again
E
All the time we put in
B
All the things that we’ve been
E Asus2
I just wish we coulda stayed
E Asus2
Just wish we coulda stayed
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