None of them
Capo 5
Verse 1
C
I wish coffee made your teeth whiter
G
I wish porn was good for your brain
Am
I wish artists didn't need money
F
I wish billionaires were less vain
C
I wish cheese were not so expensive
G
I wish doing taxes was fun
Am
I wish one-night stands were romantic
F
I wish guys could cum more than once
C
I wish ice-cream made you more healthy
G
I wish weed was good for your heart
Am
I wish exercise were less sweaty
F
I wish drinks were cheaper in bars
C
I wish we could all be less racist
G
And I wish the Bible made sense
Am F
I wish phones were not so addictive
F
And I wish we coulda stayed friends
Chorus
C G
When our never-meant-to-be relationship ended
Am G F
All the life we lived, and now we're strangers again
C
All the time we put in
G
All the things that we've been
Verse 2
C
I wish I had known what I wanted
G
I wish you had never got mean
Am
I wish we had started off honest
F
I wish I had made you feel seen
C
I wish you were less narcissistic
G
I wish I had known how to help
Am
Wish you coulda seen what I loved in you
F
Instead of hating yourself
C
I wish I had met you when covid
G
Wasn't fucking up our whole lives
Am
I wish both of us were less lonely
F
From our months of staying inside
C
I wish I were more understanding
G
I wish you were way less intense
Am F
Maybe then you could still stand me
F
'Cause I wish we coulda stayed friends
Chorus
C G
When our never-meant-to-be relationship ended
Am G F
All the life we lived, and now we're strangers again
C
All the time we put in
G
All the things that we've been
Bridge
F C
And it isn't all your fault
G
But some of it is
Am
And some of it's mine
G F
And some of it's just
C G
Bad timing and shitty circumstances
Verse 3
C
I wish Amazon were less evil
G
I wish climate change were a hoax
Am
Wish I didn't have to be sad as fuck
F
To write my funniest jokes
C
I wish you would someday forgive me
G
I swear I was trying my best
Am F
And I know it wasn't an option
F
But I wish we coulda stayed friends
Chorus
C G
When our never-meant-to-be relationship ended
Am G F
All the life we lived, and now we're strangers again
C
All the time we put in
G
All the things that we've been
F
I just wish we coulda stayed friends
C G
When our never-meant-to-be relationship ended
Am G F
All the life we lived, and now we're strangers again
C
All the time we put in
G
All the things that we've been
C G
I just wish we coulda stayed
Am F
Just wish we coulda stayed
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