Take A Sexy Picture Of Me ukulele

Take A Sexy Picture Of Me

• Intro

Intro
G Am G Am

Verse 1
     G
Ever since I was a little girl
       Am
I only wanted to be sexy
G                                      Am
Nine years old tryna wax my legs with tape
          G
There are some things only I can see
         Am
A little spot that can't be lifted
      G
On my left hand
                    Am         D
Digging like a car key, so you see

Chorus
Am
I've been having a horrible time of late
                                            G
I get none of your sympathy but all of the pain hits
         D
And the fog lifts
              Am
And then it's too much for therapy
         G          D
Oh baby, heed my solution
     Am                                         G
And take a sexy picture, take a sexy picture of me
Am                    G  Am
(And make me look 16)

Verse 2

Listen!
          G
I did the butcher

I did the baker

I did the home and the family maker
      Am
I did schoolgirl fantasies
      G
I did leg things and hand stuff

And single woman banter
    Am                         D
Now tell me what was in it for me?

Chorus
Am
I've been having a horrible time of late
                                            G
I get none of your sympathy but all of the pain hits
         D
And the fog lifts
              Am
And then it's too much for therapy
         G          D
Oh baby, heed my solution
     Am                                         G
And take a sexy picture, take a sexy picture of me
Am                    G  Am
(and make me look 15)

Bridge
            Am
You haven't looked at me the same since I turned 27
      Em
Where goes my potential? Oh she's up in heaven?
        Am
Rest in peace to any chance of me dating within my station
   Em
Ah-ah, ooh-ooh, ah-ah, ooh-ooh
   Am
No doctor or pope can grant diagnosis
     Em
I've peeled through the forums, there’s no cure for old sis
             Am
But here's a message to the party girls dragged out by their ankles
    D
I'm here if you need me, deep in your afters

Chorus
Am
I've been having a horrible time of late
                                            G
I get none of your sympathy but all of the pain hits
         D
And the fog lifts
              Am
And then it's too much for therapy
         G          D
Oh baby, heed my solution
     Am
And take a sexy picture, take a sexy picture,
Am                                              G
Can’t you see me wither? Take a sexy picture of me!
Am                 G  Am
(and make me look 14)

Outro
        G
Or like 10

Or like 5
        Am
Or like 2

Like a baby
   G                           Am
Whoever it is that you're gonna love so you'll be nice to me.

x

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