None of them
Verse
Dm
Welcome to the internet. Have a look around.
Gm
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found.
F
We've got mountains of content. Some better, some worse.
A7
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first.
Verse
Dm
Welcome to the internet. Come and take a seat.
Gm
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet.
F
There's no need to panic. This isn't a test (huh huh).
A7
Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest.
Verse
Dm
Welcome to the internet. What would you prefer.
Gm
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur.
F
Be happy. Be horny. Be bursting with rage.
A7
We got a million different ways to engage
Verse
Dm
Welcome to the internet. Put your cares aside.
Gm
Here's a tip for straining pasta. Here's a nine-year-old who died.
F
We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports.
A7
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the characters of harry potter fuckin
Dm
eachother.
Verse
Welcome to the internet. Hold on to your socks.
Gm
'cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock.
F
They are grainy and off-putting. He just sent you more.
A7
Dont act surprised. You know you like it, you whore.
Verse
Dm
See a man beheaded. Get offended, see a shrink.
Gm
Show us pictures of your children. Tell us every thought you think.
F
Start a rumor, buy a broom or send a death threat to a boomer.
A7
Or DM a girl and groom her. Do a Zoom or find a tumor.
Verse
Dm
And here's a healthy breakfast option. You should kill your mom.
Gm
Here's why women never fuck you. Here's how you can build a bomb.
F
Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz.
A7 A7 Gm F E Dm
Obama sent the immigrants. To vac- cin- ate- your- kids.
Chorus
Dm
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
Gm
A little bit of everything. All of the time.
F
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
A7*
Anything and everything. All of the time.
Dm
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
Gm
A little bit of everything. All of the time.
F
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
A7*
Anything and everything. All of the time.
Interlude
Dm C Bb A7
Verse
Dm C Bb A7
You know, it wasn't always like this
Dm C
Not very long ago
Bb A7
Just before your time
Dm C
Right before the towers fell
Bb A7
Circa '99
Verse
Gm
This was catalogues
F
Travel blogs
E7 Dm
A chat room or two
Gm F
We set our sights and spent our nights
E7 Gm7
Waiting
2nd Chorus
Fmaj7
For you
Dm7
You
Bb C
Insatiable you
Fmaj7 Dm7
Mommy let you use her iPad
Bb C
You were barely two
Dm C#dim
And it did all the things
C Bb
We designed it to do
Bridge
Bb
Now look at you
C
Oh, look at you
D
You
2nd Chorus
Gmaj7 Em7
You
C D
Unstoppable, watchable
Gmaj7 Em7
Your time is now. Your inside's out.
C D
Honey, how you grew
Em7 Ebdim
And if we stick together
D C
Who knows what we'll do
C D
It was always the plan
Ebdim Em7
To put the world in your hand
Em Em/B Em Em/B Em Em/B Em Em/B
laughing
Chorus
Em
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
Am
A little bit of everything. All of the time.
G
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
B7*
Anything and everything. All of the time.
Em
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
Am
A little bit of everything. All of the time.
G
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
B7
Anything and everything
B7
And anything and everything
B7
And anything and everything
B7* Em* (as hard as you possibly can!)
And all of the time
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