None of them
The Perfect Woman - Bo Burnham
Capo on first fret; Standard Tuning
Intro
G D Em C
G D C G
G D
She was the perfect woman
Em C
In every single way
G D
She made the sun shine brighter
C G G
And all my cares go away
G D
She was the perfect woman
Em C
She was a gourmet chef
G D
They say that love is blind
C G G
Well, it's also deaf
D
Cuz Helen Keller was the perfect woman
Em C
And no one understands
G D
Just how talented
C G
She was with her hands (Uhhhh)
G D
God made her the perfect woman
Em C
I was the finishing touch
G D
She was the perfect woman
C G
She didn't talk so much
G D
She wanted to name the kids
Em C
So I finally let her
G D
It turned out horribly
C G
Chewbacca coulda done better (Chewbacca noise)
G D
But I guess it was alright
Em C
We had a boy and a girl
G D
Just me and Helen
C G
HARHAR and Earl
^
(Nasal sound)
G D
Cuz Helen Keller was a miracle worker
Em C
I was her one man show
G D
I could walk around the house naked
C G
She wouldn't even know
G D
Helen Keller was my perfect woman
Em C
I was her only need
G D
She didn't mind the zits on my ass
C G
It gave her more to read
G C
Gave her more to read
Em
It gave her more to read
D
It gave her more to read
(let D ring) G
It gave her more to read
G C
Gave her more to read
Em
It gave her more to read
D
More to read
(let D ring) G
More to read
G C
Read poison ivy
Em
She read acne
D
She read herpes
(let D ring) G
She read it all
G C
She read goosebumbs
Em
She read blisters
D G
Even read a basketball
G D
Helen Keller was my perfect woman
Em C
But I don't think she cared
G D
I played this song for her
C G
She just sat there and stared
G D
She was still my perfect woman
Em C
I was sort of a mess
G D
I asked her to marry me
C G
She said "YEAHAHOEH!"
^
(Throaty sound)
I'm going to hell
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