S Bloodhound Gang

I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (ver. 1) chords

Bloodhound Gang

tools GoTabs

Start AutoScroll Font Size Down Font Size Up

Find us on Facebook

chords
tabs
bass
ukulele keyboards
drums
flute
harmonica
guitar pro
video
GoTabs

I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (ver. 1)

 
By: [email protected]  
 
VERSE 1:  
 
A B C# A A B e B B  
My friend Jerry Vanderdrift kissed me in home-ec class  
A B C#  
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass  
A B e  
I said guys I'm like you, I like monster trucks too  
C# B  
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do ? I just wish I was queer...  
 
e B  
So I could get chicks dig guys that are queer guys that  
e B  
Don't dig chicks, that don?t dig guys like me, see I?m not queer  
 
 
VERSE 2:  
 
A B C# A A B e B B  
I'm too ugly, but if I were handsome just imagine how great that would be  
A B C#  
The only smoked meat, the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy D  
A B e  
You see I'm not to keen on this smell of vaseline  
C# A  
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen  
B  
I just wish I was queer...  
 
 
( I think it's enough too figure out the rest alone... )  
 
 
BRIDGE:  
 
E , C# , A , B  
 
------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
 
 
less
plus
Add to Songbook Print Version How to play lesson Submit videolesson
Click the best TAGS for this song:
None of them
Contributor: papaMarc Correct

If you can not find the chords or tabs you want, look at our partner E-chords. If you are a premium member, you have total access to our video lessons.

If you find a wrong Bad To Me from Bloodhound Gang, click the correct button above.

login/signup
my songbooks
my recent views
my submits