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From Audrey Hobert's live performance at The Slipper Room in NYC!
Intro
C E7 Am7 Fmaj7sus2
C E7 Am7 Fmaj7sus2
Verse 1
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This isn't Sex and the City
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Nobody's watching me write in my room
C E7
And anyway, when I get home I take off my cool clothes
Am7 Fmaj7sus2
'Cause why would I stay in those?
C E7
I go to the bar, it's monumental
Am7 Fmaj7sus2 C
And if he's hot and seems into it, it's accidental
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What's it like to be admired?
Fmaj7sus2
Hot and desired?
Verse 2
C E7
This isn't Sex and the City
Am7 Fmaj7sus2
Nobody sees me and knows of my column
C E7
Nobody sees me at all is the problem
Am7
But of course when they do
Fmaj7sus2
They're not the one that I wanted
C E7
When I go to the bar, I'm a believer
Am7 Fmaj7sus2 C
So if it's not in the stars, then I don't want it either
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I say goodbye and take the bottle
Fmaj7sus2 C
I've never been stronger
Chorus
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Call the Uber and I
Am7 Fmaj7sus2 C
Tell him turn it up, tell him turn it up, baby
E7
That's my song they're playing
Am7 Fmaj7sus2 C
Baby turn it up, could you turn it up, maybe?
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Cause I'm drunk and I'm high so I'm crossed
Fmaj7sus2 C
Didn't score any guys so I'm lost
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That's all for now Mr. Driver
Fmaj7sus2
I'm rating you 5 stars
Verse 3
C E7
If this was Sex and the City
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I'd get in and he would have already called me
C
But instead I'm in the shower
E7
Gotta feel a warm touch somehow
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Now I'm ready to go back out
C
And he's here at the bar
E7
God is he boring
Am7 Fmaj7sus2 C
I wanna wake up and make up with him in the morning
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He calls a car to his apartment
Fmaj7sus2 C
I guess there's a god, then
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The seat is up, the place is haunted
Fmaj7sus2 C
He's heating up and eating up a pizza pocket
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I wanted one but he forgot it
Fmaj7sus2
He's off his meds and he's an artist
Bridge
C E7
Touching my leg, you don't have a headboard
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Do that again, I think that I want more
C E7
If this is it, then what is it all for?
Am7 Fmaj7sus2 C
Let's make it quick, and I'm leaving out the front door
Chorus
E7
Call the Uber and I
Am7 Fmaj7sus2 C
Tell him turn it up, tell him turn it up, baby
E7
That shit's overrrated
Am7 Fmaj7sus2 C
Baby turn it up, could you turn it up, maybe?
E7 Am7
I was drunk, I was high, I was crossed
Fmaj7sus2 C
He's the love of my life (no he's not!)
E7 Am7
I could have guessed, I'm swearing by it
Fmaj7sus2 C
But I guess you never know until you go and try it
E7 Am7
What it's like to be admired, hot and desired
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